Jim the Chair

Boyfriend of Smera, previously believed to be dead, when seen he is usually kicked

I saw Jim the Chair yesterday and I thought he was a ghost.

by Yucky295Ducky582 December 5, 2022

Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo

I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim

by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018

Jim

We go jim

When you snort pre workout with your jim bro and deadlift a PR then go to ER

by Bulgarian ball squat September 21, 2022

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Jim

A nice person who you can talk to about what you want. Jim makes you feel at easy and makes you smile he is one of the kindest persons you'll ever meet. If you meet a Jim, you treasure him. If you see a Jim having a problem you give him a hug. He is a lovely person who deserves love and affection. He is also a loyal and trustworthy friend to hold dear.

Jim is a good noodle.

by ProfessorDrShellky November 23, 2017

Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.

One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody. I never liked or loved a guy I never met, and I'd never pretend to or claim that I did, especially not a guy from a video on the internet or someone from TV or the radio.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Jim Hole

Hole that was created and used or created with the intent of being used for the theft of something of far less value than the damage caused by or cost of repairing said hole

"These guys tore a real Jim Hole through this automatic door to steal these aluminum cans... Such a crackhead move, smh"

by MrSurge September 22, 2021