Church Jerk 

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.

If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!

Church Jerk by Budwudder March 7, 2015

campfire jerk 

Circle jerk around a campfire to extinguish the fire

The boys and I all campfire jerked after the fire to end the night

campfire jerk by openwound May 14, 2015

shircle jerk 

A shircle is a mishapen circle that's not quite an oval. Thus, a shircle jerk is a mishapen circle jerk.

Bro, I had the best shircle jerk last night with my friends, No Homo!

shircle jerk by Pocket Master 37 September 4, 2015

struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.

1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.

struggle jerk by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016

Chinese Jerk 

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

Chinese Jerk by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016

Work-Jerk 

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

Work-Jerk by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

field jerk 

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

field jerk by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017