Kinda crazy, a little hazy, but def not lazy. Jasmine is one weird son of a bitch, probably with homicidal tendencies, but damn she’s cool as fuck. Flirty to the extreme to the point where she’s immune to all flirtation, she’s real hard one to catch. Probably a sociopath. Apparently a top. Approach with caution.
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Have you seen Jasmine?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
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Get the Jasmine mug.A jassim is a creature who is always looking for female validation,Although he may get bitches they do not stay.This creature's behavior consists of it seeking attention and being a player and also being a selfish greedy monster.If you see one in the wild run away!
jassim is a attention seeking whore
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A stunning and gorgeous girl.
Who may tell u ur prettier but she allways will be,
she is beautiful, stunning, sweet and kind
Who may tell u ur prettier but she allways will be,
she is beautiful, stunning, sweet and kind
Jasmine is stunning
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