jake weiderhorn

That kid at lunch who like to shotgun snapple cans to be a dumbass.

Jake weiderhorn, what the fuck are you doing?

by Cndbxnbxdhxhgxgzhzvzjzbsj May 17, 2019

Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

by Jason Winship May 18, 2019

Jake paul

I like jake Paul

Said no one ever

I have jake paul

by Hahakajsgdysiwk May 22, 2019

Jake

Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.

M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by eye contact is key May 28, 2019

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and then points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"

Makes enemies outta nowhere.

Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.

Anyway

#stanJake

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

Jake

Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.

Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!

by Bigballzzzzz May 30, 2019