We're just friends

We lost interest in all the sexual things we could do to each other before either of us met you and only a unique motivation like you making something out of nothing could get us screwing around again.

We're just friends: The people I'm just friends with that I'll screw around with before you and the people I'm just friends with that I'll screw around with after you.

by styleten August 17, 2011

this is just like Counterstrike

A sound clip that I heard in a Youtube Poop. I don't know the actual show that it's from. However, it will now be a new internet phrase, soon to become the likes of 'lol' and such.

It's definition: a phrase used to compare one or more thing(s) to Counterstrike, when there may actually be no relation to Counterstrike at all. Sometimes, there could actually be a relation. This expression could simply be used to annoy people or contribute something (although pointless) to the conversation.

*Counterstrike is a modification of the Half-Life video game.

Bob: How are you doing today, sir?

Bum: Well, I have no money, no family, haven't gotten a GED, can't get a job, and I have cancer. Other than that, I guess I'm doing well.

Bob: *thinks* This is just like Counterstrike.

by I haven't one. July 10, 2009

Just Mute It Mates

Also known as JMIM, Just Mute It Mates is used to address a specific audience commenting on a video in which an unnecessary, unwanted song is playing during the video. This phrase is used to acknowledge that you dislike the song without aggressively insulting the creator of the video.

Commenter 1: Cheers for making these vids man, but like other people have commented, this music is pretty unbearable.

Commenter 2: Redo this with better and less profane music. Great and really helpful video though!

Commenter 3: Just Mute It Mates.

by rfry11 August 10, 2010

just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.

Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers

by trrocks03 October 31, 2007

Just One Pump

The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.

This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.

It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.

*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!

by MVCrew16 January 9, 2014

Just the FAX, Ma'am

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.

Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Let's just be friends

Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.

Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.

by SoniaWithTrueShit July 23, 2019