dirty jonathon 

When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles

The dirty jonathon banged my wife

dirty jonathon by Edward Obrien June 6, 2020

Johnathan

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.

Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.

Johnathan by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019

Jonathon 

someone who will shit talk you forever but is full of empty threats and wont do shit.

"He said he would..."
"He won't. He's a Jonathon."

Jonathon by xobih November 20, 2016

Jonatan 

Jonatan is the typ of person who like big dicks in his ass

Jonatan is gay

Jonatan by Yungyuu November 21, 2021

Jonothan 

Caring, sweet, kind, all the good traits you want in a person his strong, tall and polite he has the best kind of good character totally loyal and very intelligent.

Jonothan is an amazing person

Jonothan by MLUA August 5, 2021

Johnathan

Stupid little boy with a lisp and mommy issues. And by that, I mean that he still drinks from his moms plump tits at the age of 21. Needs to learn how to dress so he doesn’t look like a schoolboy hooker. Can’t drink for shit. Not sure why UMass accepted him, he can’t even read.

Girl 1: did you meet that guy Johnathan?
Girl 2: oh, yeah... he needs Jesus

Johnathan by stripcroquetgang October 31, 2018

Jonatan 

A totally complete dick that is a hartbreaker and will not treat girls right will block you on instagram Facebook and Twitter he is Just a butt

Omg that guy is a Jonatan

Jonatan by themasterbananaparty September 7, 2017