1 definition by Longhairdontcarebitch

He is the most ugliest butthead on earth. He smells like fish and bologna. He likes to eat poop because he thinks it will make him a stronger man. Do not trust a johnathan, he will steal your heart and your car for some hotdogs.
Ewww is that Johnathan, he looks like squidward from spongebob.
by Longhairdontcarebitch June 11, 2019
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