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Talking to India

verb. When you're trying to find the answer to something, but whatever you try you can't find it. Derives from when you call tech support and you get some dude in India who has no idea what's the hell's going on.
guy1: did you ever finish your paper?
guy2: nah.. i couldn't find the last fact i needed
guy1: ah that sucks

guy2: yeah none of the websites i went to had it. it's like i was Talking to India
by duncboston December 7, 2010
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Nooners (In Indian Country)

In Indian Country Nooners refers to Exercising at Lunch time at the Gym. Either playing basketball, aerobics, or weight training.
Hey!, lets go to the Gym for a Nooners (In Indian Country) so we can execise at lunch time. I need to make my health better by exercising. Native American Indian Style.
by Pandora's Tribal Expresssions October 24, 2011
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Westfield, Indiana

1: (noun) City north of Indianapolis. Known as the capital of the "Ugg" boot. Most children have an iPhone by the age of 9.
2: (noun) an insult used to describe a niaeve, spoiled or sheltered person.
1) child walks by with iPhone and wearing Uggs.
Random Hoosier : You must be from Westfield, Indiana!

2) Wow. You've never stayed home for spring break? Such a Westfield kid.
by Ehhhh... Whatever March 5, 2015
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Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan
The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking
by D Flawless March 29, 2020
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indianapolis

A sorry ass town in Indiana that:

1. Has alot of cornfields
2. Is boring as hell
3. Has a building (chase Tower) look like a penis w/ antennas
4. Looks like a giant suburb in search of a city
5. Has alot of Cocky, arrogant Jocks and ignorant wiggers
6. Has alot of redneck, white-bread, chicken shit maw fauckas
7. Has alot of stupid, white, backstabbin whores
8. Has mean black girls
9. Has raggidy ass roads
10. Has a football team that can never make it to the superbowl
11. cheated it's way into the top 20 largest U.S. cities
12. is not really a major city
13. thinks they're better than Chicago
14. has people who large pick-ups and/or SUV's that speed down the freeways at 90 MPH
15. has no streetlights or sidewalks
16. Has a small downtown with nothing to do
17. Has over-reactive cops that thinks someone will crash an airplane into their small buildings or nuke their cornfields
18. Has a bunch of old, tore up ass houses that make westside chicago houses look new
19. Is full of pussies
20. Can go to hell
21. People even in Chicago don't know exists
"Where u live?"
"Indianapolis."
"Damn I feel Sorry fa you."
by ChicagoPhanatic November 10, 2008
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Indian dick

Scientifically proven that Indian dick is the smallest anywhere on the planet, so small that it made headlines in a BBC article: 'condoms too big for Indian men'. Google it.

Indian men are constantly the laughing stock in their own neighborhood region where Pakistani, Sri Lankan and Bangladeshi men make jokes about the Indian men for their little tool.

The Indian dick is so small it is commonly mistaken for the little native Indian pepper; Naga Bhut Jolokia.
Lady at DMV: Sorry, sir, you are not eligible for the disability placard.
Indian man: But I have the indian dick, it's very small!!!
Lady at DMV: -calls security- get this guy out of here.

Security: Move on pal. -drags Indian man off-
Indian man: BUT I HAVE THE INDIAN DICK!!!!!!
by AngloWarrior June 26, 2012
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Indian Sizzler

Depraved sex act, The Indian Sizzler is performed by placing the penis inside another's asshole, then lighting a cigarette. After the cigarette is smoked, the male pulls out and ejaculates all over their partners back, then butts out the cigarette in their own sperm.
"That bitch wouldnt behave so I branded her with The Indian Sizzler"
by Imgoingtohell March 27, 2007
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