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shit hawk

To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk
I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.
by Dirt Patrol January 11, 2008
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chicken hawk

when a male gets a typically female version of the mohawk, i.e. does not shave other hair fully, and mohawk does not extend past the scalp, they are said to have a chicken-hawk.

while the word is becoming a rarity, the look is generally looked down on by fervent punk rockers and kids who pose as such.
went i went to a local punk rock show, i got a mean song dedicated to me because i have a chicken hawk. but since they sucked anyway, i dont care.
by evilcorey March 17, 2005
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hawki

Caroline and Jasmine's yummy LJ community. Those two girls are hotter than me so that's gotta count for something,e h?
by Angie February 16, 2005
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Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005
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u-hawk

The shape assumed by the male coiffure after male pattern baldness has taken the forehead up to the crown; the hair in the back and on the sides forms a "U" while the hair on top is extremely thin or a mere fond memory, i.e., there's bare scalp flesh on display.
At the recent Cure concert, Mahesha reported she saw a few
Moz wannabes but a LOT of u-hawks.

Could you touch the "sparse zone" of his u-hawk? If so, you just may be in love.
by anjali666 May 13, 2008
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no hawking

The act of stopping mid stride of a walk and dropping your head to text on your phone. Oblivious to people or anything around you. As In stephen hawking is disabled and cant move and now communicates thru computer.
There is no hawking allowed while walking thru the mall.
by smhump February 19, 2015
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Hawkings

Biggest and Dumbest bitch i have ever seen. Has a iQ of 12 and likes to call her students Cool man, whats up DUDE!
look up bitch,slut,hoe,tramp,retard,Moron.

Hawkings likes to get stuffed by math books
by elda lovell May 6, 2004
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