emo glasses

black thick bottle cap emo glasses that emo guys and girls wear even tho they dont need glasses
emo,emo girls,emo fags,glasses,bottlecap

"since when did u use emo glasses???"
"since i realized the world hates me and i hate the world"

by some guy who was really bored January 7, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A lame ass cover band from Port Clinton, OH. They try to be funny but really aren't. Don't sleep with these guys because rumor around town is that 2 of them have STD's. What else would you expect?

JOE: Yo dude! Glasgow Kiss is playing at Nicks Roadhouse this weekend?

BRAD: They're a bunch of lifers that play cover music at redneck bars. Who cares.

by jack849385 January 2, 2011

ugly glasses from the 70's

Shit, have you seen how ugly some of those glasses from the 1970's are?

PPL would wear ugly glasses in the 70's, who the hell would wear those?

by loco asshole February 26, 2005

Glasses-man

A nickname for Hughes from FullMetal Alchemist.

"Look, Rachel, it's Glasses-Man!"

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008

Glasgow Oyster

To expel a large phlemgy spit onto anothers face.

Ahh'm gonna floz a glasgow oyster in yer face

by The Urban Dandy July 23, 2010

virgin glasses

Eyeglasses that are so ugly that wearing them results in the repulsion of the opposite sex. Chances of getting a girlfriend or a boyfriend hence getting laid, will decrease just by wearing the glasses.

Mary: Hey when did you get those virgin glasses?

Jane: Wow, Mary are they that ugly?

by bonchk July 8, 2010

Glasgow Handshake

To smack somebody over the head with a glass bottle.

"D'ye hear Willie's in the hospital wi' some stitches?"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"

by Boabby the barman December 19, 2014