To be so high, from smoking marijuana, that you cannot move or speak. Commonly used by stoners who are bored with the commom slang. Associated with the stillness of a distant mountain goat standing peacefully.
Phil "why didnt you come by last night, we had fun."
Eric "Dude, I didnt feel like doing anything last night, I was high as a goat."
Eric "Dude, I didnt feel like doing anything last night, I was high as a goat."
by casanova8231 December 2, 2010
Get the High as a Goatmug. 
by kuges June 11, 2006
Get the goat shitmug. A person who keeps acting up, and thinks they run shit. when there actually a goat fucker. Usually common with arabs born on the month of September, day 23 year 1996. Also a common issue with females with the names that begins with the letter G and ends with the letter A.
Goat fucker: yo bro ur actually a fucking faggot
Matt: stfu goat fucker
Goat fucker: once a goat fucker, always a goat fucker ;)
Matt: stfu goat fucker
Goat fucker: once a goat fucker, always a goat fucker ;)
by a goat fucker December 18, 2013
Get the goat fuckermug. by jonboytn09 May 13, 2008
Get the baby goatmug. When a Viking loses his sword, battle axe and or any other large beating weapon,
he will proceed to rip off the leg of a goat usually one or both of the back legs and beats the crap out of whoever is near with the bloody end; after beating somebody with it, he eats it.
he will proceed to rip off the leg of a goat usually one or both of the back legs and beats the crap out of whoever is near with the bloody end; after beating somebody with it, he eats it.
by Björn Örnkloo May 12, 2009
Get the Goat Legmug.