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to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
To get chaired tutorial!!

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by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022
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get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.
Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.
by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012
mugGet the get dicked formug.

get thirsty

drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages
wanna go get thirsty with me tonight?
by whoopwhoop123456 January 6, 2012
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getting catherined

To run over a bicyclist and immediately leave the scene of the accident.
Dude: I saw this dude getting catherined on his way to work yesterday.

Maaannnn: That bitch must have been late to work at Taco Bell if she left him twitchin!
by Teacherspet1221 February 1, 2015
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Getting patriotic

Slang referring to hooking-up or sexual activity. Stems from the practice of sending soldiers off to war with sexual favors but is also used to describe hook-ups between two non-military persons.
Hey where did you and rob disappear to last night?" "We were in one of the bedrooms getting patriotic.
by bangthatshit November 18, 2010
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get werkt

Another way of saying "Get Worked", or outplayed, destroyed, worked in a video game setting. Originally derived from League of Legends.
Get Werkt you noob, you can't even hold your turret when your Jungle is constantly ganking.
by xpeke May 7, 2015
mugGet the get werktmug.

Get small

To "Get small" or "Getting small" is from the 60's and early 70's meaning "Stoned" or Getting stoned and expanding your mind. Mostly used in reference to taking hallucinogenics, i.e. - LSD, Peyote, 'Shrooms, Mescaline, etc. Listen to "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane.
Let's drop some acid (LSD) and get small.
by El Paso Mark May 11, 2021
mugGet the Get smallmug.

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