Greasy Francis

The sex act which ends in semen being ejaculated onto a woman's head/hair, resulting in a greasy scalp.

I thought I would just have to swallow but instead he gave me a greasy Francis.

by Red Ham October 13, 2009

Greysess

An obsession for the main character of '50 shades trilogy'- Christian Grey
This word is a combination of the last name of the character, 'Grey', and the word 'obsess'

'Oh my god, I'm greysessed ever since I read '50 shades of grey'.'
'It wouldn't be surprising that nowadays a majority of women are greysessed.'

by THUNDER BOLT December 16, 2013

Gangsta Greasy

The most greasiest of gangstas.

Wow, that was such a Gangsta Greasy thing you just did.

by Kontrolll September 21, 2021

The greatest thing ever

Having your dick sucked.

Oh, last night, the greatest thing ever happpened to me, thanks to your mom.

by Patrick April 9, 2005

Greasing the flagpole

to jack-off

to stroke your cock until it squirts.

jerking off with lube

i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.

Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!

Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!

by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009

Zak the Greatest

Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer of Mr.Rodgers ,Barney,Bob the builder ,and the Teletubbies. Seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge dick

OMG there goes Zak the Greatest lookthe fuck out yo!

by Zak Parker February 5, 2008

toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.

Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)

by stinkyapples April 29, 2014