A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017
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1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.
2) When a girl trips on nothing
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.
2) When a girl trips on nothing
1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"
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Get the Floorgie mug.It’s the stuff you fucking walk on everyday ...... unless you live in Africa where they have dirt instead
by Kay71376 December 30, 2017
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A person who is irresponsible and always talks about irrelevant things.
*Definition ²*
A really good friend who is always there for you and always supports you and helps you through bad things that you've experienced before such as being bullied.
A person who is irresponsible and always talks about irrelevant things.
*Definition ²*
A really good friend who is always there for you and always supports you and helps you through bad things that you've experienced before such as being bullied.
Definition ¹ Oh look there is that
floomsy person again
Definition ² Oh there's my best friend floomsy
floomsy person again
Definition ² Oh there's my best friend floomsy
by Jeffrey Hogginson January 8, 2018
Get the floomsy mug.The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018
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