Skip to main content

Five Finger Spread

During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010
mugGet the Five Finger Spread mug.

linger finger

a potent musk resonating from your pointer,middle, and ring fingers after long hot night with a disheveled, unkempt woman
I took this girl home last night and stayed up all night with her hooking up, but when she left this morning all i could smell from my hands was the leftover linger finger.
by bigsmolz1 March 22, 2011
mugGet the linger finger mug.

pointer finger

The finger you use whilst accusing somebody of something.
You stole all my money you slut! *points pointer finger*
by not your real dad May 3, 2016
mugGet the pointer finger mug.

stink finger

The wonderful lingering aroma of you women' pussy juice. Readily activated by placing the coated digit in your mouth.
I enjoyed her stink finger later that day while making my deliveries.
by arpkell April 12, 2003
mugGet the stink finger mug.

Finger Pie

The olfactory reward of groping inside a girl's vagina in a dark, windswept bus shelter.
I gave Brigettte finger pie after school.
by jlennon1940 April 25, 2009
mugGet the Finger Pie mug.

finger blasting

the process of inserting your finger into a female. also known as finger banging or fingering
johnny was finger blasting his girlfriend.
by james October 29, 2003
mugGet the finger blasting mug.

fingered

To stimulate the female vagina by pleasureable alternation through rubbing and fingering the the labia, clitorius and vagina. Essentialy try to start off gentle and then pick up the pace as she begins to get off. If you do it right then she wil most probably be very wet and will want you to do it again sometime.
I fingered that goregous chick last night and she had the funniest look on her face when she cum'd.
by Matt1990 October 24, 2008
mugGet the fingered mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email