Fastatude

1) v. Acting in a crazy, fast-paced manner.
2) n. One who lives life "in the fast lane."
3) n. A tall glass of cold water, or any other clear liquid e.g. Zhenka Vodka

1) Wow Matt is fastatuding through that math quiz.
2) With a Dodge Stealth like like that, he's quite a fastatude.
3) While you're in the kitchen get me a fastatude.

by J Whiff May 1, 2006

Fastly

To move with grate freaking hast!

That robber is moving fastly.

by broke artist May 11, 2011

fasty

describing someone who is fat and nasty

That gross girl is so fasty.

by lauraa July 23, 2006

fasten you up

To kick someone's ass. Beat them down.

If you play yourself, ima fasten you up.

by King Arkeam April 18, 2008

fasturbation

The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.

"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.

by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011

Faster

A guy feeling so comfortable. So they ask there girl go faster.

Guy"Go faster alexa!"

by Your horny friend April 12, 2020

Fasturbation

The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.

"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."

by Pinguino November 3, 2012