Fidget Spinners

AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.

Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels

by 42 Hunt Skank May 16, 2017

Fidence

What you call confidence when someone's is far beyond what it should be.

"Dude, ever since Rob fucked that girl has fidence has been out of control"

by $tino October 8, 2013

Fiddle Faddle

An old game that little kids played instead of the incest

by larstait October 20, 2003

fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

by fsch January 25, 2011

Radio Fidget

When you hear a song you like on the radio or mp3 player, and you adjust the bass, fader, treble, fader and balance to het it just right, but as soon as you finish the song is over and the process repeats.

Joe: What the he'll man! Your pull in a radio fidget!

by Caseyds620 September 2, 2010

lez fiddy

A definition used to describe something that is utterly awesome and requires a sick phrase to describe the coolness of it. Often used only by people who can fully comprehend the power of it.
- remember once said the effects can be epic

I met this girl at my new school and she's lez fiddy!

by Sezza lozza September 12, 2010

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015