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donkey show

A southern US hobby.
A private club consisting of women fucking donkeys
Beatty's mom works down at the local donkey show
by Dongho October 7, 2003
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Donkey-sucking-freshman-flaker

n.

This word is an obvious insult and originates in some "olde English" insults. Those insults are:
1. Donkey-sucker - also can be used as "you suck the donkey"
2. Freshman - To be concise, they suck the donkey
3. Flaker - refer to the word flak
Yeah, well, shut up you Donkey-Sucking-Freshman-Flaker!
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Donkey Bong

When you’re hittin a chick from behind and right before you climax, you break your bong over her head.
Guy-“Yo, where’s your girl?”
You-“She still passed out from the Donkey Bong I gave her last night.”
by BongBuddy420 February 15, 2018
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Donkeybomb

To fail. Usually in result to a poorly thought out plan. Can be used in conjunction with "dropped".
"Tim dropped a Donkeybomb in that meeting."

"I Donkeybombed the technical test."
by Tyler Frans May 6, 2008
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Donkeyesque

When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.
Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.

Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!

Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.
by jdjx56 July 23, 2010
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donkey hole

by rain666 October 20, 2010
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Donkey Taco

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.
Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.
by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013
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