Egyptian Doormat

The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.

Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.

by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016

Bolivian doormat

When multiple European men ejaculate onto each other's feet and then step on a woman, wiping the semen on her.

"I heard Katie is a real freak!"
"Why's that?"
"Someone told me that she got a Bolivian doormat ran on her last night"

by Citrum June 7, 2017

wet door

A very soggy entrance after fun in the bathroom

Man! Our wet door is active today!

by Keklord420 November 16, 2018

the door fits a camel

The door fits a camel is an Arabic phrase that means “If you want to leave you can leave”. Like no one is forcing you to stay and no one is convincing you to.

Person 1 : I’m really tired of you sometimes I just want to leave.

Person 2: the door fits a camel!

by SorryAsdaq December 4, 2019

Open Door policy

When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.

Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

The Door Store

A place where doors are sold and door conversation is abundant. Make sure you know your doors before coming into this store, but don't worry we'll take care of you ;)

Mom can we go to The Door Store, I really wanna redecorate our house cause your taste in interior home design is trash.

by Door_Lord March 21, 2020

The Doggy Door

When your thighs are so big they cover up most of your penis except the head is still noticeable

Charles Barkley has The Doggy Door

by 69 guru April 2, 2010