KeemstarIsMyDad's definitions
The semi sexual act of putting your fingers into someones throat when they yawn making them vomit, then leaving it there for people to step in.
Elliot: I totally gave this bitch an egyptian doormat yesterday dude.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
David: Really?
Elliot: Yeah man, there was vomit everywhere when i left.
by KeemstarIsMyDad May 12, 2016
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