Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow November 24, 2015

rusty donkey

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015

donkey trench

N. Asshole

You are a donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016

donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

Swamp donkey

Canadian slang for the majestic moose

Look at the rack on that swamp donkey!!!

by Carsnharleys April 2, 2019

Nodding donkeys

A member of the parliament front bench who repeatedly nodding in agreement with what is said by his own party.

The prime minister said something to the delight of the front bench they nodded in agreement the bloody nodding donkeys

by DOUBLE 6 April 12, 2019