Haikon's Disease

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008

K's Disease

Using K as a response back to everything.

AHmed: Wanna Hershey Bar ?

JabAllz: k

Ahmed: You going to the mall ?

Jaballz: k

Ahmed: Did you do the Homework?

Jaballz: K

Ahmed: Dude you Defffff Have K's Disease

by Alfuse188 May 24, 2009

Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.

Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.

by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010

teddy's disease

Named after a dog named Teddy (AKA Tedford Stevens III, the dog) who is had his eye pulled out by a larger dog and spent two weeks in recovery after being hit by a car. The disease is characterized by extreme impusiveness, ignorance, irrationality, and belief in their own inteligence, and/or athletic prowess. In some cases, there is a delusion of grandeur. In reality, Teddy's disease patients are victims of their own bad reasoning. They constantly get into trouble in every way possible. They see no problem walking down a crime infested street, and they typically drive very badly resulting in multiple car accidents before the age of 25. Patients usually live a long life, but their lives are full of problems and they are never really able to "get it together."

Friends and families of Teddy's disease patients typically suffer more because they become responsible for the patient, especially when the he or she is in need of medical attention. This is terribly frustrating.
Known patients of Teddy's disease: Randy "The Ram" (The Wrestler), Donald Trump, and Lindsey Lohan.
Teddy's disease is similar to Sheen's disorder but with less cocaine, prostitutes and porn stars.
Teddy's disease (AKA Stevens'disorder) is possibly a genetic malady. Reseach on the disorder is ongoing.

Jackie was in another car accident? Jeez, that's the third one this year. You know, he might have undiagnosed Teddy's disease.

Randy "The Ram" had Teddy's disease. Just when his life was going okay, he did something stupid to totally screw it up. He just couldn't get it together.
Teddy the dog (much like most small dogs) has Teddy's. Just when he found a good home with nice people, he picked a fight with a big dog and ran in front of a car. He just can't get it together.

by vordmeister June 12, 2011

Digitally Transmitted Disease

A digital or mental infection transmitted via electronic medium. Includes viruses and very bad ideas that are given legitimacy byt repeated transmittion.

Bad ideas or mistruths which are given legitimacy by their repeated transmission to multiple parties are Digitally Transmitted Diseases of the psychological nature. Common and malicious virus transmitted by digital medium of any type is a Digitally Transmitted Disease.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012

Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease

A disease that originated from El Salvador that causes the sufferer to fall on the ground and start erratically convulsing and vibrating. The movements look like someone trying to do the worm and that is where the name comes from.

My doctor prescribed me medicine to help stop my Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease.

by SootGremlin August 31, 2019

The Alex Disease

A phenomenon on Discord in which you use too many reactions, constantly delete your own messages, and even turn into a bot. Not contagious, but effects on other users include annoyance, increased staff, and lack of communication. Don’t know why those infected haven’t been banned, but they should. Very dangerous.

bran#5553: this bitch keeps reacting and deleting her messages!!
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease

by churchgirl6969 January 29, 2021