Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.

Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.

by Axle Tom September 15, 2021

Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.

Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.

by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021

Toxic Totterdown Disease

The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.

Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease

by Liddypaws September 4, 2023

White People Disease

N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.

"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."

by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015

Nipple Bone Disease

The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.

Oh man did you feel his nipple!

Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease

by george jenkys October 27, 2010

kirk franklin disease

Being addicted to porn.

Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.

Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!

by Just The Facts January 8, 2006

Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.

Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."

by dooshkanew August 23, 2009