A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
by Axle Tom September 16, 2021
A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.
"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"
by harry dixon III December 17, 2020
A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 03, 2021
N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
by Purple Gurl February 06, 2015
Oh man did you feel his nipple!
Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
by george jenkys October 26, 2010
Being addicted to porn.
Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
by Just The Facts January 08, 2006
a disease that has been quarantined to the country sides to prevent further spread. Symptoms included killing of random animals, missing teeth, driving a large truck, judging your manhood on how much you can lift, and defining life through your high school football career.
I'm going back to the bubble, wish me luck and pray I don't die of frost bite/boredom/mad hick disease.
by Bubble escapee December 16, 2009