creme de la crotch 

a woman's vagina with a serious case of yeast infection.

I ate out Cindy's pussy last night and got a taste of that sweet creme de la crotch

creme de la crotch by muck&bean December 1, 2009

Flame Crotch 

Someone who is 'blessed' with red pubic hair.

Man: This chick I shagged last night had a Flame Crotch!
Friend: Ding Dong, Gnarly

Flame Crotch by hnrmeow June 3, 2009

cracklin' crotch 

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef

When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"

cracklin' crotch by bettybabe May 8, 2010

cum crotch 

The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.

I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.

cum crotch by Chiins January 5, 2014

Salty Crotch 

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

Salty Crotch by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014

Cavern Crotch 

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.

Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.

Cavern Crotch by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Licking their Crotch 

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch

Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!

Licking their Crotch by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019