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Vanilla coked

A combination of dead-boring and yuck. A flavor profile that is not only foul, but also does nothing for nobody. Can be used to describe people, jobs, suburbs, the government and anything that crops up in life in a negative sense.
after today's team meeting where the aim of the game was to guess celeb's real names, I can confidently confirm that the new manager is vanilla coked.

she is so fucking vanilla coked up, that wokester bitch who glared at me.

getting vanilla coked is one way to end your life.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
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Lab Coke

Lab Coke could be code for 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). 4F-MPH is 3 to 5 times stronger at Dopamine receptors than Methylphenidate, and 2 times stronger at Norepinephrine receptors than Methylphenidate. Lab Coke could also be code for Ethylphenidate. Ethylphenidate is 1.1 times stronger than Methylphenidate at Dopamine receptors, and 0.5 times the strength of Methylphenidate at Norepinephrine receptors. Lab Coke could also be code for N,O-Dimethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (DMNPC). DMNPC is 2.5 times stronger than cocaine at Dopamine receptors, stronger than cocaine and comparable to Prozac antidepressant at Serotonin receptors, and a little stronger than cocaine at Norepinephrine receptors. Lab Coke could also refer to Methcathinone. Methcathinone is stronger than Khat (Cathinone + Cathine). Lab Coke is generally stronger and cheaper than cocaine. DMNPC goes great with Beers (Ethanol), Vodkas (Ethanol), Wines (Ethanol), and Everclear (Ethanol) to make N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC) from N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC).
Steve: I snorted 10mg to 140mg+ of Lab Coke (DMNPC, MMNPC). That's good DMNPC

or MMNPC! I then drank Vodkas and Beers with the N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC, Lab Coke) to get N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC, Lab Cocaethylene).
by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024
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Pignika Coke Whale

The Pignika Coke Whale, scientifically known as 'Cokus Pignikus' is a remarkable obese marine mammal that inhabits the coken jungle in which it very often consumes the native coca plant leaves. The pignika coke whale is a massive creature, measuring up to 98 feet in circumference, its rotund body is reminiscent of a bloated barrel. Its age is a point of concern, standing at 42 whole years, it's considered ancient among its species.
Person 1: "What is that gigantic thing in the zoo???"
Person 2: "Oh, nothing alarming, that's just the pignika coke whale"
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair December 18, 2024
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Coke Bagging

Repeated insertion of one's cocaine covered testicles in another's mouth.
I dipped my balls in blow last night and spent the night coke bagging the fuck out of that girl!
by MaskedMYLFNatasha January 4, 2025
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Gamer Coke

A slang term for the mysterious, dusty substance that falls out of a gamer's keyboard during a deep clean.

Typically discovered when the keyboard is flipped upside down and aggressively slapped, this fine powder is composed of crumbs, skin flakes, and years of hardcore gaming residue which collects between the keys like digital fairy dust.

Only true hardcore gamers inhale a whiff mid-session for that nostalgic hit of dedication. It’s the gritty reward after a thorough clean — because every gamer deserves a nasty kick of poor hygiene.
Hey man, let me hit some of that hardcore gamer coke!
by GamerCokeEnjoyer June 21, 2025
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Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking
Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”
by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025
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coke and mentos

exploders coke and mentos
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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