cock gloss

When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.

Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.

by justin and chris August 18, 2006

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cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love

Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.

by Jen December 28, 2004

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Cock Polish

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee

After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"

by The Rockit February 10, 2010

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rats cocks

An exclamation or ejaculation expressing disquiet, disgust or disappointment with a given situation. "Rats arses" is an acceptable substitute for more polite occasions.

As in "Rats' cocks! That was my last fag."
Or simply "Rats' cocks!" when, for example, treading in a dog shite.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

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Cock Salute

Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.

EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.

EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.

by seed323 February 26, 2010

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