Cock Polish

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee

After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"

by The Rockit February 10, 2010

cock gloss

When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.

Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.

by justin and chris August 19, 2006

cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love

Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.

by Jen December 28, 2004

rats cocks

An exclamation or ejaculation expressing disquiet, disgust or disappointment with a given situation. "Rats arses" is an acceptable substitute for more polite occasions.

As in "Rats' cocks! That was my last fag."
Or simply "Rats' cocks!" when, for example, treading in a dog shite.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

Crown Cock

The result of consuming a plethora of Crown Royal & cokes, a porn star like ability to remain erect indefinitley without being able to ejaculate.

Dude I fucked that girl like a porn star for an hour and half, and thanks to the crown cock I never did cum. She did call me back every day for a week though.

by The nasty one November 6, 2007

cock enabler

the opposite of a cock blocker. this friend will do everything in his power to help you get laid. god bless him

someone always drills when sal is around, he is a true cock enabler

by the august infinity March 8, 2010