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Couch Style/Steeze

A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.
1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man grabbed my shit up man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style/Steeze dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!
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couch cushion

usually a dumb slut or whore who thinks shes amazing she also thinks that she can get all the men she leads you on then breaks your heart she is also into older men
wow that girl is such a couch cushion
by Austen cock sucker December 15, 2012
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Couch

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,
Sometines when i poke 'em they say ouch, I like gurls wit fat couches.
by Profa C Detroit Ink February 8, 2010
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Power Couching

(V)- To sit on a couch that has no back legs to prevent the act of falling while you are sleeping. The couch has to have 2 cuhions, with the exception of couches that fat men broke while fixing the ceiling. Any couch that meetd the following requirements is said to be "powerful" due to superior comfortability, sitting, and awesomeness. (N)- Powerful Couch
(A)
Nouns-
"OPC(Original Power Couch)"- Currently residing in Patrick Opps bedroom.
"DC(DJs Couch)"- Currently residing in a welfare ran home(Not DJs, hes republican).
"NCWNATSOA"(Nurses Couch Were Not Allowed To Sit On Anymore)- Was once so powerful due to location at a school, but the bitch-ass red guy, A.K.A Bitch-ass Red Guy, exclaimed the haulting of our Couching Priveleges.
Verbs-
Dude 1- Dude i slept on this couch that coincidentely had no back legs and only 2 cushions.
Dude 2- Dude, you were power couching on accident!
by DOWNS SKAMP DUMP March 18, 2009
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couchsucker

Associate Member who begins sleeping on the couch without paying any additional rent.
Like couchsurfer, couchsucker is one who has overstayed his welcome. Like a rotten fruit.
by sasona420 September 1, 2009
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couch warmer

a dude who sits on his couch waiting to get laid while his "girlfriend" climbs out the bathroom window
girl last night i had to totally make this dude a couch warmer
by urban234 December 6, 2009
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fuck that couch

when a guy wants to get back at his girlfriend because she cheated, he goes to the other guy's house & jumps up & down on his couch as a punishment.
Bill: Wtf. She cheated on me!
Bob: lol you mad bro?
Bill: I'm about to fuck that couch
by plrdm August 16, 2011
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