clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck

Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.

by Romance124 January 11, 2014

Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.

How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?

by Blobby27 November 13, 2014

clown plugged

Where a clown becomes deeply fascinated with plugs and decides to become plugged himself through plugging up orifices in the body with giant rubber plugs.

Yo man that clown across the street is clown plugged, hes got rubber protruding from his glandular areas

by The one they call whole May 22, 2016

clown truck

An insult that can be used in any situation.

He fell, what a clown truck!

by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016

Clown hunt

When you and your local boys are going out on a hunt for clowns

Oi Bruv wanna get the g's out and go for a cheeky clown hunt while popping xanies so we can finally get over our depression?

by Liam Byrne October 18, 2016

Clown Nose

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood

Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!

by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017