steveland cleamer

When one takes a dump on ones own chest.

Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.

by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010

Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

Arkensas Ear Clean

Stroking your penis until reaching climax, than shoving it into the girls ear just as you cum. For full potency, you must cum so that the semen flies in from one ear, right through the brain, and straight out the other ear.

Last night was so satisfying! We were just planning on having regular ol' sex, but I decided she should get her ears cleaned at the same time. So I gave her a good ol' Arkensas Ear Clean.

by Tamizzle June 7, 2007

cleamon

the line the that that goes from the head of the penis to the scrotum

luke is such a cleamon

by sack asshole January 2, 2010

Clean Throat

Asking someone if they have a clean throat is like asking them if they have had oral sex before.

"Dude I was like, so do you have a clean throat, and she was like no but I know how to blow!"

by Tootie Angel November 17, 2009

Clean jokes

Something no one uses anymore and is no longer funny in any social group

Clean jokes are something no one enjoys anymore

by IG: king_hoopster87 August 1, 2016

clean house

Get illegal stuff out of the house. Also hide altars since police in the states usually destroy them.

Pigs suck jesus's dick as well as the education system.. They're all in cahoots. Get woke bitch.. Clean house.

by Gayle777 July 5, 2018