phil collins

A very successful British drummer. Sadly, despite what people may tell you, he cannot sing and relies on electronic music devices to make his music sound good.

Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that.

Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed.

On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice.

Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song.

But once again, he is a great drummer...

by 010101_bot August 13, 2005

Celli

1.An abnormally large child who uses his largness for repetitive acts of man slutism.
2. One who cannot be trusted for faithfullness pertaining to women.

Oh my goodness I would never be his girlfriend! He is the biggest Celli.

by Concerned Philosopher June 24, 2003

Celin

handsome;An evil king at El Salvador;very funny

celin antonio barrientos

by BerryFunny5425 February 1, 2009

Collin

A jerk of a male who enjoys attracting pretty girls then randomly stops talking to them

a dick

Girl: oh hi collin
Collin: hi im gonna attract you then ignore you

by sdfghjklliuytrewesdfghjk123 October 10, 2011

Gemma Collins

A perfetic bitch that has a lower brain capacity than a bloody buzz feed feminist. I don't know how this is possible but she is actually more annoying than bad boy carney or Clayton. In other word she's a stuck up prick

Gemma Collins is a right prick
Yh m8 she more annoying than carney

by I'm the real lightning McQueen September 2, 2019

painting daddy's ceiling

When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.

Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.

by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007