Verbal Card

A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance. They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any funny pictures. They can however include singing.

Tom- Here's your present Sara!!
Sara- um thanks, is there a card?
Tom- VERBAL CARD!!!

"Happy Birthday Sara!
I Hope You Have A Great Day!"

Sara- Oh Tom! You shouldnt have!
Tom- Anything for you my love!

by Kaymanithink July 25, 2009

credit card rejected

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

joker's card

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.

So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

Face card

The measure of a persons reputation. Keep ones “face card” clean means making sure your reputation is not tarnished. Remaining a stand-up individual.

I let Ron borrow some money cause his face card is clean. I know he will pay me back on time.

by Knowledge86 December 26, 2022

family first card

the card in new jersey that my neighbor sells to my mom for $10. But has $100 on it.

I went to a party the other day and my friend's mother bought his cake with her third baby daddy's mom card.

by Flip Flop August 19, 2004

the card game

A card game that is played between 2+ people, where each card will represent a sexual dare. For example:


Can be modiefied if a girl is involved.

King = Jerk them off
Queen = Suck them
Jack = Anal
10 = Just play around

etc.. etc..

Game invented in NY.

by Dtance135 May 18, 2005

SD Card

The card you shove up your wii's ass to save pictures and stuff so you can put them on the computer.

The SD Card ran out of memory...

by XEsay October 27, 2008