Touching cloth

When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.

Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?

Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?

Matt- Deal!

by Squiads 187 August 6, 2010

babycakes clothing

1.The fittest clothing phenomenon to storm the globe
2.Kids who wear babycakes have nice hair
3.Better than your BF

"ZOMG wtf is babycakes clothing?"
"Better than your boyfriend!"

by Katttt April 29, 2008

clothes

cloth put on one's body only when necissary

driving on the road is optional, like pants

by slab October 19, 2004

clothes burn

To get very intimate with a partner sexually without actually removing clothing or have sexual intercourse

All me and my girlfriend did was clothes burn and she ended up giving me blue balls.

by J. Lee October 30, 2003

clontz

Any man, woman, or child that looks like a 21 year old fetus while doing sit-ups.

what the fuck are you doing, clontz??

by I'm old gregg!!!!!!!@ January 12, 2009

closter

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

by rachel April 7, 2005

fold clothes

A sexual euphemism (based on 2015's "fold laundry") pertaining to a secret sexual affair between two lovers who don't want others to know what they're up to if overheard.

NB "I'm going to mall text me when u get home and I will come"
HB "I want to fold clothes for you in bathroom at Whole Foods"

by KamalaS November 10, 2020