Caca Coochie

when you wipe back to front & drag your caca through your pussy lips, resulting in the dreaded caca coochie.

I could smell Mali’s caca coochie from across the room.

by DidloDan69 February 9, 2022

Gash Cache

gash cache

The female equivalent of "wank bank".

Usually, a visual knicker dampener that is stored to memory for retrieval later whilst masturbating.

Wow, he is fit... im gonna pop that in my "gash cache"...

by ButtersOAs January 12, 2011

Rubber Cactus

The act of putting a condom on a cactus then inserting it anally.

Hey im going to go home and give my self a rubber cactus.

by niggertrigger May 30, 2013

Green cactus

A vagina that is painted green and has herpes. The pubes are real stiff and draw blood from a guys penis when they do it.

When he pulled his dick out from her green cactus, blood was pouring out from his shaft because of her stiff pubes

by Munchie choo choo October 29, 2013

doo doo caca

when you poop on your cock

"after i ate beans i doo doo cacaed everywhere"

by yodogs March 2, 2018

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus

The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.

Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.

by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003

Cack

To inhale from a marijuana cigarette.

"you boys cackin' a doob?"

"We should cack a doobie before we go to taco bell"

by unclemergle32 May 11, 2009