double bum

A comical way to describe a woman, as they have a "bum" both at the front and rear.
as used by Jimmy Carr

stopping in with the double bum tonight

by Marc Cooper November 14, 2007

Bum Mess

A bum mess is when a person rather unfortunately soils their undergarments with feces. Leaving quite a rechid and horrid smell

It smells like you made a bum mess.

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

Bum fucked

1. Past tense of bum fuck.
2. The act of recieving sex up one's ass.

1. Judging by the way she walked, it was clear to everyone at work that Becky had recently been bum fucked.

by JSuarez November 4, 2007

Bum Drop

The act of taking hard drugs via inserting them into your anus for immediate pleasure.

I love it when my boyfriend and I go to brighton and bum drop some squizz.

by squizzyboy October 20, 2008

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

bum clown

a homosexual that doesent realise no one wants his bum

look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .

by mr lee in cardiff January 8, 2009