Body Karate

Cocaine, It gives your body a kick.

Got any body karate? I could use a kick.

by jessekaratekid October 10, 2021

Body swapping

When you and another person switch bodies.

Janelle and Kevin swapped bodies and Janelle absolutely destroyed Kevin's grades leaving him without a grade. Janelle swapped back to her own body to find her vagina having multiple infections of all different types.

Kevin: Ooh! Let's swap bodies
Janelle: Alright

*1 week later after body swapping back*

Kevin: Uh... Sorry about that infections that I gave your vagina
Janelle: I ruined your grades bozo
Kevin: NO!

by Netiyiy April 25, 2022

Homan Body

A big fat crazy loser or sloth like male, who drives us crazy with his love of everything 80's, and has a a baby sized penis.

My friend is married to a Homan Body.

by SexyBitchinFlorida April 21, 2009

Lower Body Crumping

Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half

Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.

by knomas thight December 14, 2010

globi body

An overweight person whose fat is distributed in a bulging or otherwise odd fashion.

That globi body probably shouldn't wear that tight outfit!

by Gametophyte November 12, 2015

Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.

Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...

by colto January 9, 2016

alabama body shot

Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girl’s left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.

“Hey sis, Maw and Paw are out in Talladega for the race tonight, wanna do an Alabama body shot?”

by VA31 May 20, 2018