The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

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Bitch-ass wiggle

When someone is being absolutely stupid, or insane, or even asking for money via Instagram DMs, call them a bitch-ass wiggle

Jared asked for money? he’s a bitch-ass wiggle

by wigglerus August 12, 2022

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ham ass bitch

A bitch always calling somebody a ham as nigga, but she the one doing ham ass shit; ham ass bitch

I need some money to pay rent bitch you just got yo hair n nails done and a nigga can’t get a dime let alone a meal. A female always yelling my nigga gotta have money and her last nigga was broke as fuck and Bitch you broke!! Ham ass bitch!

by DetroitRealTalk August 21, 2022

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bitch ass nigga

1. what sasuke uchiha is because all he want is some orochimaru dick and a new jutsu he probably beat his meat to him
this is my last sasuke and orochimaru dick joke I swear
2. a bitch that whines about literally everything that happens to them like sasuke
they usually sound like “oh no naruto beat me i guess it’s time to give orochimaru some gawk gawk twister 2000”
3. the emo nigga from naruto/naruto shippuden who beat up gaara somehow, disappears every 2-3 episodes, and always moaning

“sasuke is a bitch ass nigga bro name one time he hasn’t whined about something”

by sazuke August 23, 2022

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