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Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.
Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.
by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017
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Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.
That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.
by Celery man January 22, 2018
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brandon white

After a few beers, you have a hankering for male genitalia
I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer
by Real BS April 11, 2023
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brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her
Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!
by baby_joker September 26, 2017
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brandon fayard

Gorgeous! Always jokes about being awesome and a sexy motherf---er, but in reality, is very humble.
At work, if someone compliments him, he'll say "I know, I saw myself in the mirror."
Brandon is a complete smart-ass; has it down to an art form.
Very loyal; he will always have your back.
Stubborn and occasionally grouchy; not a morning person.
Loves to debate; winning an argument with him is quite a feat.
Brandon is very unique; charming, athletic, tough.
Very competitive; hates to lose!
Has a lot of friends that are girls. They love him!
Hilarious, can always make laugh, even on my worst days.
Loves to play video games like Red Dead Redemption, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty.
Has an eidetic memory - it's crazy the stuff he remembers!

He's always right.
All in all - he's super amazing.

Brandon knows everything.
by infoholic39 January 3, 2019
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Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.
Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole
by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020
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Brandon Wilbur

Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.
by TAYLORFFFFF January 21, 2021
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