blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

BASTARD

Meaning if your father is dead, or disowned you. You are a Bastard

You are a Bastard

by Sir Frank Wood January 12, 2018

Bastard rosé

A drink made of a mix of cheap red wine and cheap white wine.

Usually made when there is not enough of either bottle left for a full glass.

You can usually find me on the weekends in my pjs, drinking bastard rosé and watching netflix.

by Vivi^i^i March 14, 2018

bastard

a cunt

dont ya think that lochie is a bastard?

by m8 wanker March 24, 2019

Bastard

Can be used as a noun, greeting or to emphasise something.

‘Where’s the bastard tv remote!’
‘Eyup you bastard’
‘Have you seen my phone? Can’t seem to find the bastard’

by MrTurnipFace April 23, 2019

Bastard

A kid who dosen't know his dad

that kid is a bastard

by Archerman2324 May 14, 2019

bastard

it means you don't have no

daddy. cussing, never be a bastard

get out

of triflin' bastard. get back here bastard.

by jyjy3646 July 9, 2019