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Hidden Black Surprise

Inviting your girlfriend over for a booty call and in the meantime get in bed and start getting head from a drunk black chick with the lights off. When your girlfriend walks in she won't see the black chick sucking your dick until she sits on the bed. The end result is a hilarious story.
Man, Rick pulled a Hidden Black Surprise last night. His girlfriend ran out the house crying, while the other girl threw up and spat gum on his ball hair.
by Ricky Dee August 23, 2006
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Sirius Black

The most gorgeous man to ever grace Hogwarts with his presence. Sirius has been turned into a bisexual Man-whore by fanfiction authors (including myself) who has been romantically involved with Harry, Hermione, Snape, Remus Lupin, James Potter, and just about everyone else. Not that I'm complaining or anything...

ALIAS:

Snuffles
Padfoot
The Sexy Marauder
Hot Bishie
Lupin's Bitch
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are FINALLY getting married. It's about damn time...
by DoubleL June 12, 2005
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Black

1.contrary 2 popular beliefs, black is not a color: it is an absence of color.

2. nationality
1. person 1-black is my favorite color.
person 2-black isnt a color, it's an absence of color.
person 1- then my favorite color is an off-set black.
person 2-good.

2. look at that black guy hanging out with all them wiggers.
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black rain

A term used to describe a hail of bullets. In effect the bullets "rain" down on the person. Used mainly to describe executions and not actual shootouts. (commonly used by Jamaicans)
IF you don't do it black rain might fall on you and your family.
by El Capaton June 19, 2008
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black pass

A document that allows s non black person to say the n word. Must be issued by African American. Most prevalent in northeastern middle schools and high schools.
White guy 1:you stoopid
White guy 2:shut up you n****
White guy : I'll tel on u
White guy 2:I have a black pass.
by 322997am June 14, 2016
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Black Heart

1. A woman who is as wicked and evil as the worst of your nightmares. One with whom you do not want to upset or anger.
2. A woman who kicks people out of cars when she is angry. Not cool.
3. A woman who gets uglier as time goes on.
4. Typically drives a GREEN jeep.
5. Enjoys giving gifts that are easily broken so she has an excuse to rage on you.
I used to date a girl by the name of Black Heart. Worst time of my life. Ever.
by White Heart November 17, 2009
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Blacklist

A list of individuals that are to be punished or killed.
You're so on my blacklist.
by xillbethedeathofyoux July 3, 2009
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