Bastion Main

Bastion Mains are basically 400-pound overwatch players who don't have an ounce of skill and just said, "you know what? Fuck my dignity!" and became a bastion main. Bastion mains are disliked for ruining the game overwatch, and are well known for their lack of social skills.

When my friend told me he was a bastion main, it explained a whole lot

by Briskly September 16, 2016

Spank Dilly Bastards

Just stupid,rude,people, you just want to slap some sense into.

Jackass drivers! Jackass people who are employed all over the world,that don't give a crap if they do a good job or not just as long as they get their $7.25 an hour! Rude, ignorant people in general! People that don't have the sense that God gave a stump!
Mamas don't let you babie grow up to be SPANK DILLY BASTARDS! SPANKDILLYBASTARDS !

by Horndog69A December 24, 2006

half breed bastard

Someone fucker that is half black, half white.

look at that half breed bastard robbing that corner shop!

by SammyG145 April 15, 2014

bastardman

a cousin of spiderman, just that he roams the bastardland instead of the city and he fucks vaginas filled with sand rather than save innocent citizens. Also, he can't play bball too well so he airballs layups like a fanfan.

Damn did you see that money sucking bitch rip that poor guy off a few big ones? Both spiderman and bastardman should put her behind bars!

by Bastardman August 15, 2004

Bastard-factory

A phrase popularized by a conservative talk-show host to refer to the indigents who choose to live outside their means, pump out kids from multiple "baby-daddy's," and refuse to work, leaving honest, hard working, tax-paying Americans to foot the bill.

What caused the American economy to pseudo-collapse in 2008?
- Oh, that's because Bastard-factory America got mortgages on homes they couldn't afford and never intended on paying off...they're still unemployed hoping Obama's "spread the wealth" will trickle down.

by iAmOtto December 9, 2008

El Bastard

More of a Bastard than a normal Bastard. The height of Bastardness.

What!? You had sex with my mother!!!? You....EL BASTARD!

by Strider Kyoden February 11, 2003

pinko-bastard

Ronald Reagan, owing a debt to Hollywood, coined this term in the 80's to rally a country to watch the movie "Red Dawn"

Gorby you pinko-bastard, tear down this wall.

by Jayats November 9, 2013