Pulled a aaron

When you constantly cause harm to yourself in the most common situations

I got up off the couch an stubbed my toe, i just pulled a aaron

by Pj mother fucker June 12, 2013

aaron

aaron is usually known as a womanizer. they are mostly never are attractive and those who are and extremely cocky. they are the people who would leave you at the alter, or cheat on you on your wedding day. if you ever meet a nice aaron, never let him put of sight, for if you do chances are he will become a cocky duchebag.

girl: hey what did you do last night?
me: i went out and met a really nice guy!
girl: whats his name?

me: aaron

girl: OMG RUN!!!!

by rainbowsmileyface December 29, 2016

Aaron

fat ass who cant stop eating and cant buy new clothes.

you see that fatass bitch aaron

by aaron 22445 March 9, 2017

Aaron

A guy who only has one or two close friends and doesnt open up to many people he will come off as rude but once u get to know him u will never want to let him go

Girl1-Omg. He'seems so rude

Girl2-No he's not just get to know him he's a aaron after all

by Stevehan August 14, 2017

Aaron

A bum hole that needs to die in a hole!

Oh Aaron that bum Hole...

by Jilliy bean March 14, 2018

Aaron's Life

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

by Aryo.7 November 15, 2010

Aaron complex

When one has the illusion that they are sexy, while in reality, they are the exact opposite.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Guy: Hey there, do you enjoy my sexiness?
Girl: Get the hell away from me.
Bartender: Sir, I think you're suffering from an Aaron complex.

by nacixem October 27, 2011