Austin

Someone who talks in a funny accent and wears boots EVERYWHERE he goes

Boy:did you see Austin?
Girl:Yeah He was really cute

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self

That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here

by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020

Austin

your local car guy and can name out any car just by the head lights

he's doing the austin again

by XEMPTED April 23, 2024

austin

cute lil thicccc ass hoe with a butt that won’t quit

friend 1: damn did you see that guys ass?
friend 2: yeah, he’s definitely an austin

by welovedatass69 April 8, 2019

Austin’s Bars

Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.

Yoooooo, Austin’s bars are straight HEAT

by Them Niggas March 10, 2019

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018