asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian

Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.

by asianjesus September 8, 2006

stupid fucking asian cunts

a ref in proclub that gives you a straight red even thought they cannot see because they have squinty chinky gay eyes that do not open.

fuck you you stupid fucking asian cunts

by retarded white boiiiiiiiiiii April 18, 2018

Dirty Jungle Asian

Someone who hails from the warmer tropical Asian lands which are closer to the equator (Vietnam, Philippines, etc.), as opposed to northern Asians (Japan, China, Korea). Due to the warmer climates, the Southern Asian nations are darker in skin tone and less developed economically, etc.
Vietnam/Philippines are looked upon by Japan/Korea the same way White people from Utah look upon Mexicans/Guatamalans.

Berrill: "Dude, shave that greasy looking porn 'stache! You look like a child molester!"

Tom: "Get off my back. I'm a DJA (Dirty Jungle Asian). You're lucky I'm not swinging from vines in the treetops flinging feces at you, like all my relatives do back home in Vietnam.

by Military Industrial Complex March 27, 2009

asian porn

Adult movies filmed from a different slant.

Kobe Tai

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004

Asianess

Someone with Asian background who dont mind to joke about their culture. They can adjust to any culture but still part of their own. They have a huge sense of humor and open-minded.

Some random foreign asks an Asian lady "Aren't you tired of all the funky food such as balot, chicken feet, and shirmp head?" "Dont jugde my Asianess" Asian lady said.

by EPET August 23, 2011

east african asian

A person that has an asian origin , but has lived most of their life , or was born in east africa . Different to people coming from India or {pakistan . Speak Swahili and are very cool people .

Nadia is an east african asian because she can speak swahili and is from kenya .

by JamboKenya September 9, 2008

Asian Masturbation

To masturbate with 2 fingers. Most commonly the thumb and index finger.

95% of Asian men have tiny (under 3 1/2 inch) penises, causing them to only masturbate with 2 fingers because they cant comfortably fit any more. The saying also applies to those who arent Asian but still have tiny penises and can only fit 2 fingers around it.

Gavin practices Asian Masturbation because he has a 2 1/2 inch penis, he cant fit any more fingers around it

by 0101010105 May 21, 2010