Asala

A Ghanaian term which is used to describe the situation where a girl refuses to dance with a guy at a party.

Freda gave Collins asala at the party yesterday.

by Torettto August 24, 2017

drank as a skank

to be really really drunk.

Dude! You're drank as a skank.

by Christopher Micheal O'Connor February 28, 2005

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007

Drunk as a MotherFucker

One is drunk as a motherfucker when they consume 1/2 a sip less than what would literally kill them. This stage of drunkeness is characterized by the will and want to have sex with your biological mother.

I am drunk as a motherfucker and horny. I'm going home and going balls deep in mama's ass.

That dude is drunk as motherfucker; he's just living the dream.

by Texas Hammer December 16, 2011

You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

by Honesty88 July 31, 2020

fat as a tick

Stuffed from eating after a big meal.

As in after Thanksgiving "I'm bout' fat as a tick"

by E-Rock December 7, 2004

high as a skunk

a combination between being high as a kite and drunk as a skunk. being very high and very drunk at the same time.

Man between all the pot and alcohol i had last night, I think I was high as a skunk.

by Daniel McColl Smith June 16, 2007