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applecrisping

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
by BurdyDird November 7, 2009
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AppStoreBore

A friend, colleague or family member who goes on and on about the iPhone Applications and AppStore.
Don't get me wrong I love the iPhone and the Appstore as much as the next man, however, I met an old school mate in the pub the other day. We had loads to catch up with but just as we sat down he whipped out his iPhone and showed me his 325 applications. Turned out he'd become an AppstoreBore.
by mattgod66 January 27, 2010
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apple day

To wakeup so hungover in albany that when you see a congregation of pumpkin fuckers bobbing for apples under a tree on a rainy sunday dusk, your first thought isnt that its earthday or labor day or whatever the fuck holiday people decide to worship trees and apples. Instead you scream out in a loud mickey mouse type tone "happy apple day" to every person you see on the way back to your room/wendy's.
I almost flabbergasted when i found out it was appleday... happy apple day, happy apple day, happy apple day...
by casedilla2 March 14, 2010
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Applewellian

of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the crushing totalitarian control of Apple over it's media platforms (iPhone, iPad, etc) and how the customers are allowed to use them (control of applications that can be installed, peripherals that can be attached, what is "safe content", etc).

Of course, in reference to the literary work of George Orwell or the totalitarian future described in his novel "1984"
The rejection of Pullitzer Prize winning editorial cartoonist Mark Fiore's application on grounds of containing objectionable material was a true Applewellian touch, determining what "good taste" is for the customers.
by Bannerninja April 27, 2010
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Applevangelist

A person who is a fan of all things that Apple Computers produces and will actively try and convert others while bashing any competing technology on forums or even in public.

These people do not represent the average user of Apple products.
Oh no, hide your Droid, here comes Steve the Applevangelist.
by cal41 January 14, 2011
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appolojizz

To ejaculate/cum on/inside someone instead of appologizing.
Bill: Dude, is Lisa still mad cuz you did her friend?
Bob: Nah, she accepted my appolojizz
by Craymortz July 24, 2011
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Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science
Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!
by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011
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