Definitions by Bannerninja

Applewellian 

of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the crushing totalitarian control of Apple over it's media platforms (iPhone, iPad, etc) and how the customers are allowed to use them (control of applications that can be installed, peripherals that can be attached, what is "safe content", etc).

Of course, in reference to the literary work of George Orwell or the totalitarian future described in his novel "1984"

The rejection of Pullitzer Prize winning editorial cartoonist Mark Fiore's application on grounds of containing objectionable material was a true Applewellian touch, determining what "good taste" is for the customers.

Applewellian by Bannerninja April 27, 2010

gizmoteer 

A person who takes great joy in the discovery, purchase and use of gizmos

- I've just purchased a great little gizmo from this website and ...
- again? Second time this week! You are such a gizmoteer

gizmoteer by Bannerninja December 31, 2008

gizmoteer 

A person who takes great joy in the discovery, purchase and use of gizmos
–noun

- I've just purchased a great little gizmo from this website and ...
- again? Second time this week! You are such a gizmoteer

gizmoteer by Bannerninja December 9, 2008