gizmoteer

A person who takes great joy in the discovery, purchase and use of gizmos
–noun
- I've just purchased a great little gizmo from this website and ...
- again? Second time this week! You are such a gizmoteer
by Bannerninja December 09, 2008
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Applewellian

of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or resembling the crushing totalitarian control of Apple over it's media platforms (iPhone, iPad, etc) and how the customers are allowed to use them (control of applications that can be installed, peripherals that can be attached, what is "safe content", etc).

Of course, in reference to the literary work of George Orwell or the totalitarian future described in his novel "1984"
The rejection of Pullitzer Prize winning editorial cartoonist Mark Fiore's application on grounds of containing objectionable material was a true Applewellian touch, determining what "good taste" is for the customers.
by Bannerninja April 27, 2010
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gizmoteer

A person who takes great joy in the discovery, purchase and use of gizmos
- I've just purchased a great little gizmo from this website and ...
- again? Second time this week! You are such a gizmoteer
by Bannerninja December 31, 2008
mugGet the gizmoteermug.