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Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
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Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.
'that's one endangered meaty panda'
by rarasputin December 31, 2011
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Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020
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The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.
by speedjacer February 12, 2010
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Panda

Noun describing an Asian female that looks cute, attractive with eye makeup but, once the make-up is removed, reveals her much smaller eyes which, in turn, makes her appear less desirable.
When my ABC puts on makeup, she turns into a full-on panda.
by Reenson February 22, 2020
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Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
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Panda

Non racist animals as they black white and Asian
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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