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wet-nap

A supposedly comfortable maneuver in which one lays down in a bathtub with a pillow and comforter and turns on a warm shower, proceeding to sleep like a baby in a womb.
"We're terribly sorry, ma'am, but your son was found drowned in his bathtub yesterday, wrapped in sheets. His friends say he was attempting a wet-nap."
by ham-wombat January 25, 2009
mugGet the wet-napmug.

Wet Flannel

Some british guy:- You have a personality of a wet flannel

KSI:- >:(
by Yung money mint January 16, 2022
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Wet don

When someone is stupid, makes a fool of himself or herself and acts like a dickhead.
Emily is such a wet don, she stacked it on the playground
by Pjj April 11, 2019
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Wet Sidewalk

Fingering a girl, then wiping your gash juice soaked digit across her face after she climaxes.
I gave her the old wet sidewalk.

Ah yes - the perfect place for snail trails.
by n1gg@puhl33z3 June 26, 2009
mugGet the Wet Sidewalkmug.

Wet waffle

When a sweaty anus is placed upon an unsuspecting nose for any duration of time.
DJay passed out from too much fireball, with his shoes on. So I wet waffled him.
by Waffle king May 18, 2019
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Wet Tuesdays

A nickname of the unfortunate situation of “inconsistency”; when someone can’t control there bladder and shits or pisses themselves
-“Yeah Brian can’t come to your birthday party today, he’s having a case of the Wet Tuesdays
by Koloda August 29, 2019
mugGet the Wet Tuesdaysmug.

bet wet

1:Hey can you bring the bottles to the party?
2:Bet wet!
by Qreshawn May 13, 2018
mugGet the bet wetmug.

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