Mickey High Club

Having sexual contact intercourse on a Disney ride.

We had a great time at Disney.. She wanted to join the Mickey High Club so we banged it out on Splash Mountain like 6 times.

by Keasterbunny July 16, 2023

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Mickey Sexual

Being in-love with mickey since she’s just so sexy and racist

Person 1: hey I need to tell you something

Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!

*they fantasise about mickey*

by MickeyMouse baby July 21, 2023

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Mickey Mouse

A polite way of saying ni*gg*r rig aka southern engineering

He mickey mouse his radiator hose with duct tape.

by She saysf*ckeveryday! August 13, 2023

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Mickael, better known as Mickey, isn’t just any gravel bike – he’s your trusty companion on all terrains. With his sturdy frame and versatile tires, he takes you through mud, gravel, forest, and pavement as if it’s a breeze. But what truly sets Mickey apart is his character. He’s the bike that never gives up, no matter how rough the trail gets. Always ready for the next adventure, he gives you that sense of freedom and independence that only a great gravel bike can offer. Mickey isn’t just a bike; he’s your best buddy on two wheels.

"I had an epic ride with Mickael today; he absolutely crushed the trail!"

"Wow! Look! There's Mickael aka Mickey, the bikey!"

by alfr08 August 12, 2024

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Mick Mars

Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.

Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.

Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".

by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024

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