spitting genius

the act of speaking extremely intelligent or genius-like words or phrases.

saying something a genius would say

"you are spitting genius right now." i told the man as he explained his theory of the universe to me

by Miss Lil March 14, 2011

Spit

The secret word for a combination of sperm and shit.

Bro why’d you jerk off in the shared bathroom?! Now the whole place smells like spit!

by TheBeanSpiller December 8, 2023

Spitting Game

The ‘Spitting Game’ is a game to see how far someone can spit.
Materials needed:
- Red Tape
-Friends
-Place to partake in this activity
Gather 1 (or more friend!) and mark a red line on the floor. Then, you and your friends will take turns spitting. Whoever reaches the red line and/or goes over has won the ‘Spitting Game’
If there is a tie, mark the red line further and retry the ‘Spitting Game’ over and over until there is a tiebreaker/concise winner.
The prize of the ‘Spitting Game’ can be whatever of your choice,

John: Dude, i tried spitting game with Rick and Emily!
William: So cool dude! How’d it go?
John: I WON! I spit the best game, y’know me!

by metogood2 December 24, 2024

spitting monkey

When a girls vagina squirts.

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.

by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018

Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.

Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!

by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024

Snake That Spits

A Native American euphemism for "penis".

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.

by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018