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face-vacuum

A couple (not gender-specific) that kisses or makes out so frequently that their faces cannot be separated. (Often accompanied by slurping and sucking noises.)
"I'm so sick of Lila and Joseph; they're such a face-vacuum that all I hear when I talk to them is slurping."
face-vacuum by Jeez April 28, 2012
Related Words

Face Cone 

I want a face cone.
Last night we were face coning all night.
That makes me want to face cone you.
Face Cone by Mandiville1 July 25, 2012

face virginity 

a person's first kiss. getting its name along the same lines as virginity, but with your face.
Otaku 1, "OMG, Senpai just took my face virginity!11!!!!11"
Otaku 2, "You and John-senpai kissed?!11?!1"
face virginity by Dirk-senpai April 24, 2014

face goals 

what dumbass friend who think that they are cool and like memes, when actually they are white girls who drink Starbucks.
Friend : *sees a funny photo of a face* WOW OMG FACE GOALS
Person who uses memes correctly : *cringes into oblivion*
face goals by hitsuji July 2, 2016

face down 

Purchasing an expensive product using cash, literally putting Benjamin's face, down.
"man I bought that bentley face down, ALL CASH"
face down by Degreez February 21, 2018

Face Time Fart 

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart
Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart